My name is April and i'm really not important enough for you to need to know anything else.

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via otterthulhu)

(Source: my-music-is-my-love, via acutelesbian)

hellothereimsarah:

mmmm baby replace me

forget about me so hard fuck yeah

ah yessss ignore me dont stop

(via acutelesbian)

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

(via keove)

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

(Source: gynocologist, via theuberwench)

(Source: marmod, via thefunniestpost)

australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

(via buttjuggler)

monksbigdamnblog:

sketch-ass-arachno-fondler:

nintendofunclub:

ibock:

oh.
oh my god.

I’M WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW AND IT IS AN EXPERIENCE LET ME TELL YOU.

Scottsdale Arizona, everybody

This is what happens when a spoiled white girl always gets what she wants: she grows into a petulant woman-child. Deluded in every sense of the word.

(via sassy-spoon)

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